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[Basically The Last of Us Part II (The Last of Us Part II Parody)]

A pretty funny parody. I played fart mode first and, honestly, it made no sense and I still loved it. XD Plus, I noticed while waiting for the music medal, those horses just have constant boners. Guess they love the game? :P

Pay no attention to the people saying "the game wasn't terrible!" and such. I've never played either, but I know the plots. The first was, honestly, boring to me after the intro, but the second really is just a cheap revenge plot, even I can see that. So even if they 0 star this, your parody is still on the money! ^^

[Swords and Claws]

Pretty decent. The fighting mechanics are surprisingly good, I'd figured they'd be clunky, and the platforming is pretty decent. My only problem is the power of the kickback injuries give you. I beat up three wolves near an edge and went to jump over spikes nearby to collect a coin. I failed to jump soon enough and hit the spikes, and was launched over the edge (of which I had no hope to ever climbing back up). Also, getting hit by several enemies, at once, is a thing, so your HP can be severely hammered by a small group. I don't know if that was intentional or not (cos then it forces the player to be more protective and not just wail on the enemy).

Oh, and the casual nudism is nice. Sounds pervy, I know, but I like the aesthetic you get with minimal items.

ColonelLazuli responds:

Thanks! I am glad you liked it!
And yes!
I have Always preffered combat systems in which the player must focus on defense and dodges, and sometimes resort to strategy, so the player's skills matter more than the character's power.
I had no idea how to try to adapt that to a 2D platformer, and I guess I didn't do it too well... you are pretty much one of the very few players to say a good thing about it... ^-^

Yes... I like putting some extra attention to details... XD
And I am glad you liked the nudism too! In fact, one of the reasons I decided to do the game in the first place was because there are pretty much no actual nudismo/naturism in any media out there... Every time we see nudity in media it is normally something sexual or to do some silly joke. So I wanted to give this more natural point of view over it and, perhaps, promote the naturism a bit more! :)

Too bad most people can't understand and probably most don't even go beyond the main menu... :/

[Road of the Dead 2]

It's as good, better even, than the previous game. However, there's a glitch were the driver locks up for no reason after a grapple (either the driver or the shooter, it happens with both) and the random generation of the streets becomes unrealistic. Time and time again, I've ran into a road with literally no way through beyond smashing into something. Plus, my sweet Jesus, I got sick of the grapples quickly. Seven times in a row. The second one was off, another was on!

Otherwise, I like this game. It's annoying in places, such as when you can't get zeds off your bonnet quickly early in game, but otherwise has a good level of tension. Much less relaxed than the previous game, which is both a positive and a negative.

[Meat Marathon]

There's a adult joke to be had about this game and meat, but I can't think of the perfect one (and this is E rated too) so I think I'll leave it to you guys to chuckle behind your keyboards over your own. :P

[The Suicide Cult]

A nice and gory little puzzle. I admit, I thought it was gonna be like the Escapist (tiny pixel guy running around in situation he needed to escape, probably filled with cheap jumpscares) but I'm glad it turned out as it did. I survived all the puzzles, though I had to experiment with death a few times to discover the difference in Hard (It took about two or three deaths, watching who shot who, to realize how the shirt color effected gameplay).

It's a nice little game. Just the right amount of gore (i.e. didn't lag my aging laptop to buggery) and just a little tricky. And kinda tense when you're not sure if you got things right. XD

[Zombie Survival Quiz 2]

This could be better, and clearer, in regards to the questions.

For example, "What do zombies eat?" had corpses as part of the answer. However, you never stated the condition of the corpse, otherwise they'd be eating eachother. Thus "animals and humans" is the correct answer.

Not to mention the axe question is just as unclear as the axe could be well-maintained enough to cleanly slice through bone (hell, some kitchen knives are sharp enough to!).

The armed forces question is bias cos who's really answering this quiz having been in both?

The "what to equip with a rifle and pistol" question is also unclear, a silencer being best as it helps reduce detection which is all you really need if you've survived long enough to claim one.

A zombie is effectively impotent once all senses has been removed, unable to see, hear or smell prey, so are only dangerous to morons messing around with them.

An army base isn't inherently a great answer as they can be just as stupid as hospital safe are. Yeah, they have guns, but I highly doubt the world's governments give out zombie horde training.

And have you ever seen what happens to a brain under heavy electrical output? Yeah, an electric fence wouldn't work, but if you really cook a zombie, it's grey matter will become grey soup. Humans die from electric shock first from extensive damage to the delicate brain tissues from the electrical overload, second to internal burning. It's not foolproof, but enough power can fry plenty.

I'm a guy who's read and reread the zombie survival guide a few hundred times. Yet I still got a B rating, which stands for "Bogus". The quiz has a rough grasp of the guide, then fails to account for other variables in the situations it puts forth. I mean, what is someone's using a handmade weapon like a spear? What if the army falls before any of the other locations? What about traps, such as pitfalls, which add in a location's defense? And what about the use of silent, non-gunpowder related weapons? What is someone's trained in the use of bow and arrow? If you know how to make arrows and a bow, have a good training in stealth and already know the guide cover-to-cover?

I'm proficient in a lot of things. Most of them about survival or killing things (survival is survival, don't look at me like that!). But still, my rating makes me look like some bad B-film extra who dies close to the credits. Hence 3.5 stars. Cos it's a big quiz and has plenty to it, but the logic doesn't work perfectly and rather seems a little looser than it should.

Which sucks, cos this is one of the few quizzes which don't have cheap jumpscares. The first quiz was a lot better.

[Deal With the Devil]

Okay, so the art is fine, the game's probably sound to whatever creepypasta this was based off, but I just can't give it any credit. Every game I played, EVERY GAME, was the same. I'd lose a handful of soul here and there, but gain it back and work my way down to 3 games. Then, suddenly, I'd lose every bit of soul I had. That's not luck, that's being played. And I don't like being played.

I'm trying not to be a jerk about this, but if this machine was real, I'd get my soul back the old fashioned way: Taking a baseball bat to that smug face in the machine and showing the devil there's bigger things to fear than damnation.

It's unique and all, but it feels rigged and is just purely enraging. It was alright until I lost for the nth time, but my mood's plummeted since I played this so I'm so done here.

[Whack The Trump]

Wow. That's... This is... Wow.

I mean, some of the recent Whack games haven't been great but... Jesus, this is terrible. It's got better graphics than a handful of the new Whack games, hence the 1 stars, but this is just horrifically bad. Even if you hate Trump, this is bad. In fact, I'm pretty sure black women and anyone from Mexico will take offence to two of the twelve ways to 'whack' Trump. I mean, I'm not one to fly off the handle over something I know is supposed to be for comedy but... Wow, those were bad.

And the audio's desynced for me, but that's the least of your worries, really.

[8bit Love Story]

It's a nice little piece. Less game than it is animation, but it's still a good distraction. The music syncs nicely too.

I have a theory on how to get the "Unburned" medal ("Untouched" is for dodging all the Devil's attacks, plus it's not like the guy dies even if I waltz into all the fire) but it is surprisingly hard to actively try and fail at a game. Also, anyone else playing this, a perfect playthrough means nothing. You're only doing it for yourself, there's no medal related to that.

[Segway of the Dead]

You know, at first I didn't really like this cos I couldn't beat mission 1, but then I found out how to. Clever, by the way, I nearly gave up till I ran across a guide on google. I mean, I won't spoil it for those who want to find out themselves, but that's one weird way to speed through the zombies. After that, things kinda went all over the place. I mean, I loved the weapon attachments, but it kinda detracted from the armor. Once you maxed out weapons, you could pretty much segway through all the levels. But mission 200? Christ, I haven't felt that bad about a zombie game since Telltale's walking dead! Why give us that choice? It was cruel... I loved it.

3.5 out of 5. First level and later game upgrades spoil it, but it's fun and well written. That's all that matters.

Evil-Dog responds:

Thanks for the review. We had limited time to make the game so it could have been balanced much better with the upgrades, especially at the building escape mission with the military coming in, the machinegun attachment upgrade makes it a bit too easy but if you spent your SP on other things then its kinda hard, so it was hard to balance. Thanks for playing and not spoil it for others :)