Not my proudest wank...

Seriously though, nice smooth animation, pretty dumb, I liked it.

I like the minotaur cos, hey, big fictional creature in sexual act. Always been a thing for me, werewolves being my #1. But I can't say I loved the animation, though props on the graphics cos they were pretty nice.

As for the whole "rape" discussion I saw below, there's actually two kinds of fantasy, ya know? Raptophilia is what women want from their "attackers", it's the fetish for committing rape BUT it includes fantasies and roleplay. Biastophilia is what you don't want, which is 100% actual sex crime. It's actually common in guys too, both committing the act and being victim to it (by either gender). However, at the end of the day, it all just boils down to one big power play: You either want to lose control or you want to take it all. Generally speaking, however, sex that's not strictly consented to is rape by law even if you're dating/married to said person. So a rape fantasy can be very much real, you just need to have an open mind and someone who's willing to jump you at a moments notice. Verbal consent is the go to, considering it's not forced by any means, as other ways don't promise agreement. And resistance instantly means consent has been refuted. It's why so many rape cases based on false allegations dissolve into arguments. Consent's tricky to prove.

I realize I rambled for a bit but 1) I play both sides of the fantasy, mostly the victim for guys but mostly the attacker for women. But I can't ever end them as if it was actually rape (tears, pain, sadness, etc), I'd feel terrible to the point of sickness even if it is entirely fictional! 2) I like to help explain things. I'm kinda a shrink. Sexual things are just fun to talk about. 3) Of course I'd chip in to the conversation! I'm pretty open minded, but some of my tastes spook people. ^^" Whoops...

It's a good start, but I'm not sure where or how you intend to go on from here. I knocked a little off because there's a lot of games out there with huge breasted women taking on a lot of guys, so I feel it doesn't do much to avoid being just "another porn game(tm)". But I can't fault your work.

Also, feel free to ignore all the "white/black magic is racist!" reviews below. If people can't tell the difference between magic types (which were named as such long before black people even encountered whites) and racism, then they don't have the knowledge required to comment on such serious social affairs, let alone on a PORN GAME. Seriously, who brings racial issues into wank material?! I only hope your future projects have less foolish reviews.

A pretty funny parody. I played fart mode first and, honestly, it made no sense and I still loved it. XD Plus, I noticed while waiting for the music medal, those horses just have constant boners. Guess they love the game? :P

Pay no attention to the people saying "the game wasn't terrible!" and such. I've never played either, but I know the plots. The first was, honestly, boring to me after the intro, but the second really is just a cheap revenge plot, even I can see that. So even if they 0 star this, your parody is still on the money! ^^

Janky controls make it hard to control him, the enemies are in the most annoying places and that music... God, it get annoying listening to dramatic trumpets while Mario can't even hop over a damn stone. Took me way too long to load this up for what it is (though the loading it probably an error my end)

Screw the Princess, Bowser can have her!

Edit: Was originally 1 1/2 stars, now 1. Whoever programmed those spikeball puking green things, you should really go into coding rogue-likes, cos those things belong in a special circle of hell. Lowered the score cos I literally can't progress anymore. I came cos I have the hots for Bowser and was curious but this isn't a porn game, it's a brain aneurysm with porn on the side.

"Ronan loss to this!"

That's the best part. XD Especially considering Thanos isn't above getting beaten either. :P